Why.

There is no relationship in the entire universe that is absolutely perfect.

Well, unless you happen to be Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake. Or Barack and Michelle Obama. Other than that, no we cannot possibly have a perfect relationship. Really nothing even close to perfection. It doesn’t happen.

One thing that can happen is a mutual respect for one another and a drive to try to make it something worthwhile. Talking shit to your significant other is okay if the one being talked to is okay with it. If your significant other has made it painfully clear that he or she does not like being talked to in a condescending manner, then don’t do it.

Just. Don’t. Do. It.

End of story. You can save yourself a lot of wasted time and energy of one of the parties being angry with you. So why continue to do it if you know it bothers the other person? Is it a narcissistic character flaw within yourself that tells you it is okay to belittle someone when they have all but begged you to stop? You may think it is funny or fun and games but the other person does not.

What kind of a douche bag are you really though?

Here is my advice to you king or queen douche bag:

Stop it. Stop talking to your significant other as if he or she is beneath you or completely worthless to you and humanity at large.

I promise if you do, life will be so much more enjoyable for you…….