september 21 2013.

In the wake of the impending end of the world this Friday, I felt it only to be appropriate to share my thoughts of this Mayan catatsrophe. First of all, what if the world does not in fact end on Friday, December 21st, 2012? Will I still get paid for my time put in for the past month? Will I seriously miss Christmas and the opportunity to get back in school next semester?

More importantly, does that mean I’ll miss my opportunity to procreate again. I won’t be able to make love to the man of my dreams, my future husband and bring into the world nine months later a beautiful baby. A baby conceived on the night the world was supposed to end.

Now if indeed the world does not end, we are going to see a serious influx of child support cases being opened and a second coming of a masssive baby boom.

I just know that dammit if it’s going to end, I had better be with some super cool people and all of that good stuff…

It also won’t hurt to practice that reproduction just one more time before the world ends according to the Mayan calendar…:-)

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